Why cease with a Fb smartwatch? We’d like extra ZuckTech!

I’m certain you’ve heard the information: a Fb smartwatch is on the best way. And you understand how this makes me really feel? Completely unbelievable.

There are few issues I’d like greater than for the corporate to trace my each single motion and entry a raft of well being knowledge — and what higher approach of doing that’s there than a Fb smartwatch?

However… I’ve a dilemma.

Ideally, I’d like to present Fb extra of my private knowledge than a easy wrist-bound wearable can ship. There’s just one answer: ZuckTech. And plenty of it.

Fortunately for you and Fb, I’m simply the person to create it. Let’s get pondering.

A Fb thermometer

The Fb smartwatch may have my coronary heart charge and motion knowledge, but it surely more than likely gained’t have entry to extra intimate particulars of my physique.

So how about Zuckerberg releases a Fb thermometer? That’s a suppository? That additionally takes blood? And can’t be eliminated with out surgical help? That’s some high quality ZuckTech proper there.